lieutenant-sapphic:

hey-im-anxiety:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

(via reddie-trashetti)

kamen-apple:

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

(via thebootydiaries)

accio-shitpost:

accio-shitpost:

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

(via maybeyouaremine)